lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

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toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

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sincerelyhappines:

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meladoodle:

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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Q

Anonymous asked:

nigga said hed rather eat pussy then get head & fuck lol faggot

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bvsedjesus:

nigga i know you’re not serious. bruh. her orgasm > mine. her pleasure is my pleasure. you know how manly a nigga feels when he got a shorty not being able to get a grip of herself? tossin & turnin, back archin n shit? her hands rubbing & pushing your face into her pum pum? bruh. you sleep. you sleep as fuck. go sit in timeout since you wanna be childish.

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

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literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

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omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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