y2kbae:

✨💖💎y2kbae 4 Eva💎💖✨

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via galehawthorne)

orthopedick:

"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.

(via lohanthony)

chanel-and-louboutins:

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princetabris:

I’m not even a person anymore I’m just stress and sadness

(via amity-muke)

mazeltoph:

how can we believe the dates written on historical documents when the other day i wrote january 2010 on one of my papers

(via nicoosuxx)

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

(via aitsdrea)

“‎Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are asked to laugh about it because other people think it’s funny.”

I’m not sure who said this but I like it a lot (via goforthandagitate)

I’m someone who “survived” rape twice and I make jokes, laugh, and find it funny. Studies have been done proving having a sense of humor helps you cope with your issue. That’s why people with cancer are more likely to survive if they joke around rather than go “Oh, pity me, I have cancer.” You can say all you want how jokes about something bad aren’t good, but let me ask, how does relishing in your misery and anguish do any better? This from a “survivor”. Chew on it for a bit.

(via fedorabledragon)

(via rape-and-pillaging-the-internet)

“I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.”
— My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

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